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Also, "Barney Beaver" says "hello."
posted by copyranter @ 4:50 PM
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13 Comments:
The Beaver is because...you are a pussy?
Yes, abe. Juicy & tight.
How's that hole in the back of your head?
Like the n-word, I think assassination jokes should be verboten. Presidential death is never funny, unless it's like stand-up comedian death, where they just suck and bomb.
You know who should've died? Zapruder!
jfk's pink mist—excellent username.
That's some f*cked up shit there.
I'd glory-hole fuck JFK's headwounds. While fantasizing about Ari Onasis banging Jackie from behind in her Chanel pencil skirt, pillbox hat askew. Hmmm...
How much time do you spend per posting anyway?
always with the "logic" nyp.
And I thought I was freaky...you weirdos have me beat by a mile!
"I'd glory-hole fuck JFK's headwounds."
That’s hot.
What the...?! So it's a deep-sea diver? I thought it was an astronaut. Nice little Rozerem reference there, abe.
No prob, Tyson. See, Abe represents emancipation, diver represents...oh nevermind.
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