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posted by copyranter @ 9:15 AM
8 Comments:
I agree, it would have been less insulting, if they had just cut it after the explosion, the beginning was too slow also, just goes to show how important editing really is.
"make sure you flash the logo underneath the scooter when you're fake celebrating.....and ACTION!"
The one who thought of this should have been a part of dat pile
Why are you posting shit, Ranter?
This is personal; all the grown men in NYC tooling around on one of these on the crowded sidewalks getting in my way need to be pummeled.
I think we long passed the point where "viral" just means "cheap".
I watched a lot viral videos in wally.tv .They are more hilarious. Such as sperm bank, ANGRY BIRDS theme, Jeff Dunham Achmed. You can take a look that will enlighten your gloomy day.
Totally agree! I've seen better virals! Not cool, fake and not Funny!
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